Sunn ■]]] - Sirupus Aurantii Corticis

Sunn ■]]]
Sirupus Aurantii Corticis
Excellent Music Records
2013
Sunn ■]]], are kinda remind me of Sun 0))) (!!), or σανό/sano (hay in English), but what’s the case here anyway? Sunn ■]]] should not be related to Sun 0))). How great a pick for a name. But what about the music? Is it also sorta identical to Sun 0)))? Well, they may be on the same genre, drone/doom/noise/shit whatever you like, but Sunn ■]]] are even worse than Sun 0)))!! Honestly, you must be really gifted to achieve such a goal! Hurray!
 
But to be more precise, the music (what?), or rather the fussed/distorted bass noises here, are very much uninspired, irritating, unbearable, monotonous and tedious! After all how hard is it to record the same thing just once, repeat it far too many times in order to make it about 14 minutes? The same thing keeps going on in all the songs with the addition of some randomly played drums/percussion and some voices down from the sewer! If this ain’t the epitome of creativity… in your WC then what? Before I played this album I was OK. Now I have a f@ckin’ headache. It hurts like hell! Is this my sentence for being a rock/metal music lover? Does someone want to make me suffer so he made me listen to this shit that lasts 45 minutes? Oh dear Lord!
 
Now, that I’m taking a better look at the label’s name it says: Excellent Music Records! How ironic huh! Com’ on guys show yourselves. Someone is making a big joke here and is laughing his @ss out when reading reviews like this one… or even better when a few (sick?) people say that this is a masterpiece and they f@ckin’ dig it! This guy must have a great sense of humor… for if this all is for true then he is more lunatic than a damn schizophrenic! As soon as I realized that this label is just mocking some bands like Sun 0))) that are supposed to be significant or what then I really felt a relief and laughed out loud. God bless that guy for he has made me laugh and for making parody of some bands that think they play music and are big… when all they do is make some freaking noise…
 
PS: Please do not attempt to listen to this album…